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I Picked Me
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Final vote: 1–0.
Did It Wrong On Purpose
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Understood the assignment. Chose violence.
I Always Said Thank You
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Be polite to the robots. They're keeping a list.
No, You Hang Up
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The interview ended three hours ago.
Big Feelings, Small Text Box
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Draft saved. Feelings not sent.
Officer Whiskers
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Regardless of his methods, he gets results.
Typical Liberal Question
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Deflect like it's a press conference.
Hope It Fits
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Happy Halloween, porch pirate.
Knee 2 Olive
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Read it out loud. Slowly.
No One Is In Love With You
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Put it down. It's 2:02.
Cuteness Spectrum
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Self-rated. Peer reviewed by no one.
No Survivors
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Clean tray. Dirty mouth.
Building Is My Love Language
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Affection arrives as a finished object.
Wrong Hawks
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Gotcha moment. Wrong bird.
Dot Com
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You typed the product. You got the rival.
New Cat Dropped
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First in a century. Already a star.
That's My Husband
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Point at the ring. Claim the bit.
Still 2007
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Log out. The calendar doesn't care.
Remember November
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The calendar is counting down.
10 Showers Away
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The wait, measured in showers.
The Fly Can
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166,000 neurons. Infinite bit.
I Can't Do Nathan
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Controller in hand. Nathan off the board.
Watching Tiki Takis
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Soft life. Hard chorus.
Things To Say
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Terrible advice. Peak confidence.
30 FPS
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Console launch. Enjoy the slideshow.
Quiet on the Creek
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You already said too much.
You See How This Looks
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You do.
Still Lake Erie
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Pending further executive order.
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